Urban action + settling scores + hard-hitting fights + laugh-until-your-stomach-hurts comedy
She said people out there could be warm or cold, so I did everything I could to keep her warm. She was so touched, and said she was afraid I’d get cold too, so she thoughtfully gave me an L-shaped hat. “Aw, you’re so considerate.”
I told my landlady I wanted to end my lease. She said, “You can leave the deposit with me. We’ve met once, so consider it a keepsake.” “Aw, it’s so nice to have met you.”
I said I was a man and wanted to use the men’s restroom, but they said, “Can’t you see we’re in line? Do you have no manners, trying to cut in front of women?” “Yeah, I have no manners.”
Then I flipped the table. But why are you crying? I barely even lifted a finger. Can’t you hang in there a little longer?
You’re shaking your heads? How can you shake your heads?
I get it. You’re too embarrassed to nod, right? Fine, I understand. I’ll just hit a little harder, then. Heh heh heh.
Alas, new authors should be tolerant. Authors, writing novels is a dead end.
It's not right to call a bad good person a really good person