Naruto: I Really Don’t Know Any Ninjutsu

Absurd comedy + delusions of grandeur + laugh-out-loud humor + everyday life + invincible protagonist + making up for regrets

Li Yuehua transmigrated, but he never expected to end up in the Hokage world!

On top of that, he awakened a cheat called the [Low-Profile King System]. If he admits that he’s powerful, the bargain-basement version of the System will kill him!

But everyone who’s visited his general store knows he’s extraordinary. Even the vegetables grown by his dog are ridiculously powerful!

Orochimaru: “If you really are an ordinary person with no strength, why does my Curse Mark have no effect on you?”

Gaara: “You’re the only man in this world who can’t be affected by sand!”

Obito Uchiha: “Power like this, methods like these… even Madara couldn’t pull it off!”

Madara Uchiha: “I never expected there to be someone even stronger than Hashirama. If he’d lived in our era, I’m afraid I would have…”

Sage of Six Paths: “That is an existence beyond the cycle of reincarnation. All we can do is look up to him!”

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Li Yuehua: “Stop! I’ve told you ten thousand times, I really can’t use ninjutsu!”

(Guys, can you please act normal? Keep this up and I’ll be the one getting killed off!)

[The blurb isn’t doing it justice. Please read the story!]