Journey to the West: This Monk Has His Reasons for Rebelling

My name is Tang Sanzang. That's Sang, as in burying you.

Here, I, Tang Sanzang, want to make one thing clear: I have my reasons for rebelling.

Tang Sanzang says: No fans? Allow me to introduce you to the Sutra for Saving People. I nearly tore down Chang'an City from the start.

Tang Sanzang says: With a pair of guns in hand, one shot takes down anyone below immortal level, and a burst of fire drops anyone above it.

Tang Sanzang says: There's no problem in this world that can't be solved with one punch. If there is, then give it two good punches.