Planet Zoo

Zhang Yifan transmigrated after missing a meal. When he opened his eyes, he saw endless yellow sand sweeping toward him. He was lying weakly on the ground in a spacesuit, without even the strength to get up. His mind raced: “How long was I asleep? Has the world really developed that fast? They’ve already started migrating across the universe while I was out? Did they leave me behind? No, I’ve transmigrated into The Martian. This is definitely protagonist mode.” But this was only the start of a hellish opening.

As “custom dictated,” he got a System, but it seemed a little different from everyone else’s. Apart from the daily bickering and troublemaking, it seemed to do little more than improve his fitness. Then Zhang Yifan discovered that he was a simp, and not just any simp: he was the kind who ended up with nothing after giving everything, and nearly died for it. The harm he had done to his family and friends was too much to count. Faced with the colossal mess his predecessor had left behind, Zhang Yifan declared, “I want to go home. Anyone who wants to transmigrate can go to hell.”