[Three Lives, One Dream of Blossoming Flowers]
Three stories!
Three origins!
[First Life]▪ (Otaku) + (Empress)
As an otaku, Zhang Qiyuan is terribly afraid of dying. His only plan is to lay low in Wulingyuan and cling to the Empress's coattails.
[Second Life]▪ (War God) + (Heaven)
As one of the three great War Gods of the Taotu world, Zhang Qiyuan witnesses a tenderness beyond compare, helps people weather storms together, experiences life and death, and even sees the Mandate of Heaven change hands...
[Third Life]▪ (Battling Across the Heavens) + (Chasing, Protecting, and Spoiling His Wife) + (The Unreliable Bald Guy)
“Your Majesty! This is bad! That vicious woman is attacking again!”
“Don't move! As long as she doesn't beat us to death, let her hit us!”
“Your Majesty! That bald guy is such a nuisance! The brothers can't hold out much longer!”
“Damn it! Boys! Grab your weapons! Let's kick his ass!”
“Your Majesty! Satan and Yahweh, those two bird-brained weirdos, are fighting again.”
“Come on, let's go help them out and pluck some feathers to make ourselves braver.”
I kind of admire myself for actually writing the third life of Xiang Yu and Yu Ji as Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai who can't be beaten with eight poles. 🍉🤭[sneer laugh]