Three lives, three lives, one dream and flowers bloom
Three stories!
Three origins!
First Life▪(Otaku) + (Empress)
As an otaku, Zhang Yuanyuan was very greedy for life and afraid of death. His only thought was to stay in Wulingyuan and hug the empress's thigh tightly.
Second Life▪(God of War) + (Heaven)
As one of the three gods of war in the Peach and Rabbit world, Zhang Yuanyuan has witnessed the unparalleled tenderness, pushed through thick and thin, experienced life and death, and witnessed the change of heaven...
Third Life▪(Fighting with the Heavens)+(Chasing Wife, Protecting Wife, Doting on Wife)+(Bald Head Is Not Reliable)
"Your Majesty! Oh no! That fierce bitch is here again!"
"Don't move! As long as she can't be beaten to death, let her beat you!"
"Your Majesty! That bald head is so annoying! Brothers can't stand it anymore!"
"Damn! Children! Copy the guy! Beat him on the feet!"
"Your Majesty! The pair of birds, Satan and Jehovah, are fighting again."
"Let's go help them and pluck some bird feathers to make chicken feathers."
Reader comments
I kind of admire myself for actually writing the third life of Xiang Yu and Yu Ji as Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai who can't be beaten with eight poles. [Eat melon][snicker][sneer laugh]
I kind of admire myself for actually writing the third life of Xiang Yu and Yu Ji as Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai who can't be beaten with eight poles. [Eat melon][snicker][sneer laugh]