I'm Dying of Laughter: I Got Stuck with the Worst Transmigration System in History

After finally getting swept up in the transmigration craze and following the trend, I ended up losing half my secret identities the moment I arrived! Weren't I supposed to be rolling in money, richer than a king, gifted with poetry and song, and surrounded by handsome hunks?

What? I have all that?

Heavens, is there any hope for me at all?

A bottle of essential oil brings a prince into my life, and everything takes an unexpected turn...