“Beautiful, your forehead looks dark, and there’s an ominous sign above your head. Your yin and yang are out of balance. Why not come to my little room? I’ll give you a thorough massage.”
“I’m not bragging, but my technique is guaranteed to satisfy you, body and soul. You’ll have so much fun you won’t want to leave, and you’ll never forget it.”
“Hey, if you don’t want treatment, that’s fine, but why are you setting your dog on me!”