My Lottery System Is a Little Eccentric

From the start, he draws a lollipop and manages to escape a wild boar!

What? These straw sandals let you run across grass as if flying!

A walking stick lets you stroll over any terrain as if it were level ground?

And the radio can tune in to lectures given by the great masters of the Myriad Worlds!

What kind of ridiculous settings are these?

And what on earth is this toilet paper, supposedly a must-have for shut-ins?

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Watch as Chen Jian uses the department-store lottery System to soar to the top!