I Was Pretending to Be Honest, but They Mistook Me for a Top-Secret Test Subject

In this age of advanced technology, ion-jump technology has been invented, but the chief scientist, Qin Ruoti, crashes into a black hole aboard a spacecraft. Reborn on Earth, he has no choice but to disguise himself as an honest man and “volunteer” as a test subject so he can return to the Interstellar Science Alliance.

“Have you ever eaten braised pork with Chinese woad?” “No.” “Have you ever eaten bitter melon skin stir-fried with Huoxiang Zhengqi water?” “No.” “Have you ever met an honest man?” …

“I have. You’re one. But what do that question and the ones before it have to do with each other?” “I’ve eaten all of them. Does that mean you’re not even as good as an honest man?” … “Then have you ever owned a dog?” “What do you mean?” “My dog has eaten everything you mentioned. So tell me, aren’t you even worse than a dog?” … “Then who ranks higher, an honest man or a dog?”