The City's Black Sheep

“Master, why are there so many streamers online debunking traditional martial arts, but not one of them dares to come debunk our school?”

“Do you think my reputation as Chen Hegang of Mad Dog Fist is undeserved? No one’s dared challenge me in twenty years.”

“But people online still say you have no martial virtue and only know dirty tricks like kicking people in the crotch. They call you the Bane of Martial Artists’ Balls!”

“Nonsense! Do you really think kicking people in the crotch is the only move I know?”

“Master, you can also spit thick phlegm into people’s eyes and squirt acid at them with a water pistol.”

“Just keep up your training, disciple. Then you’ll be able to dominate the martial arts world just like I did twenty years ago, and no one will dare challenge you or seek revenge.”

“Master, why did you stop wearing your perfectly good sneakers and switch to those pointy leather boots?”

“I just arranged to meet an online troll for a real-life fight. I’m going to show him the groin-kicking technique I’ve spent decades perfecting!”