Also known as: The Empress Caught Me Pretending to Be a Eunuch from the Start, So I Castrated Myself of My Own Accord
Also known as: The Evil-Resisting Sword Manual Is Right Here, So It's Only Reasonable for Me to Castrate Myself
Ning Bei transmigrated into a high-martial world. In his first nine simulations, he was always a low-ranking eunuch in the Great Qian Dynasty.
In his tenth life, he finally became a high-ranking eunuch, only for the empress to discover he was a fake eunuch. Just then, the simulator assigned him a task: the Evil-Resisting Sword Manual was right in front of him, and all it would take was one slash to master it.
Faced with such a hellish start, Ning Bei furrowed his brow, snatched up a blunt knife, and laughed.
“Such a tiny burden? Why make the master do it? Watch me sever it at the root!”
At that moment,
one slash, and all was clear.
It was no more than a tiny little thing. I can cut it off with a smile.
…
Of the nine great dynasties, Great Qian was the weakest.
Ning Bei restored the Eastern Depot to glory and became its Grand Director.
Before long, talented men came flocking in.
Second Director Zhao Gao: “I say a deer is a horse. None of you have a problem with that, right?”
Third Director Wei Zhongxian: “Anyone clinging to false hope is a gambler!”
Fourth Director Gao Lishi: “Grand Director, come, let me take off your golden boots.”
Fifth Director Li Lianying: “Everything else is an illusion. Only the Grand Director is real.”
Sixth Director Lin Pingzhi: “Please grant me a blade, Grand Director. I wish to cut myself to prove my resolve and master the Evil-Resisting Sword Manual!”
…
More than ten years later, the Great Qing Dynasty invaded.
Ning Bei raised his arm and chuckled.
“How dare these foreign barbarians bully my Great Qian?”
“Fellow directors, your moment in the limelight has arrived.”
“Anyone who causes chaos in the Great Qing palace will be rewarded with the supreme martial arts manual, the first chapter of the Sunflower Manual…”
Formal notice: This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate it. You are responsible for any consequences.
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