The System Led Me Astray from the Start

[System, Factions, Ruthless, Comedy]

System: "I have everything you want. All you need to do is pay a tiny bit of money! Just a tiny bit!"

An Qiance: "Give me back my hard-earned money!"

System: "Host, come stand over here. Come on, open wide. Here, have some northwest wind to drink!"

An Qiance: "I swear, you and I will never..."

System: "Hmm?!"

An Qiance: "You and I could never be apart!"

System: "..."