Being Targeted by Everyone's System, I'm Torn Apart

"Ding, congratulations on successfully activating the T-dog game. A fairy is considering binding you." "Ding, you successfully participated in the Yun Yang Taoist Couple game. The princess of the Immortal Cultivating Dynasty is considering whether to Yun Yang Taoist Couple." "Ding, you are about to be bound to the goddess' heart-listening system." "Ding, you are about to become a disciple in the process of accepting disciples, and a saint is considering whether to accept you as a disciple." "Ding, you are listed in the Motousha sign-in system..." "Ding,..." "..."