"Have you heard? Fourth Princess Xuan Wei is a fool. She carries a suona around all day, and at the emperor's birthday banquet, she actually... actually played a funeral dirge..."
"That princess is such a tragic figure. They say her birth mother died for her when she was ten, and she's been mad ever since. Before that, she was a peerless beauty..."
"The Great General Who Guards the Nation is back!"
"I heard the general narrowly escaped death on the battlefield. He protected an entire city of people single-handedly, but was poisoned and injured his leg! After barely surviving, he finally returned to the capital to recuperate..."
But the truth is...
"One song can move the capital; the Nine Provinces can all be pacified..."
"The wind sighs, the Yi River runs cold. Xiao Han, your courtesy name isn't very auspicious..."
"I'll give you the courtesy name Zhien, meaning 'know gratitude,' in the hope that you'll repay kindness!"
"They say it had been raining in the capital for almost a month. Everyone was anxious, but the moment the Fourth Princess was born, the morning sun appeared and shone brightly. So she was granted the title Chaoyang, 'Rising Sun'!"
"Today, I offer three sticks of incense to the gods, praying for health and peace, and that Big Brother's wish may come true!"