I’m the Knife-Wielder in the Eunuch Bureau: From the Start, I Help the Protagonist Lose Weight

Li Fan transmigrates to the Jiuyuan Continent and becomes the eunuch in charge of the knife at the Purification Office.

After finishing his work as usual, he learns that his customer was actually the protagonist, who now wants him dead because of his profession.

Luckily, his simulator cheat arrives.

[On the second day, Xiao Yezi ambushed you from the bushes. You died.]

[On the second day, you attacked first, but your blows barely tickled him. You died.]

[On the second day, you easily killed Xiao Yezi.]

[On the fourth day, while resting in the woods, you accidentally came across the Master of Luoxue Manor bathing. You were forced to get married on the spot.]

He thought his happy days were finally here, but there were always troublemakers trying to kill him.

[In the seventh year, you were reduced to ashes in the aftermath of the battle between your wife, Mu Hongying, and her enemy.]

[In the tenth year, the Crown Prince of the Ten Absolutes Dynasty came to Mu Hongying with a marriage contract. You casually slapped him to death.]

[On the Nth day, you became the Lord of All Saints. The simulation ends.]

…

Choose one of three rewards:

Cultivation experience: Three hundred and fifty billion years of cultivation experience.

Power: The Supreme Immortal Saint Lord.

Item: World-Suppressing Saint Stele.

Li Fan glanced at the protagonist, who was only around level ten, and silently chose power.

“What? You're a protagonist too? Go ahead, take a swing. Don't hold back.”

This book is also known as: “Since You're Here, At Least Let Me Get One Swing In”