I Only Know How to Fish, Yet I’m Absurdly Powerful

(Fantasy, feel-good, hilarious, fishing, and playing the fool to catch the tiger: Can someone in the cultivation world get stronger by laying low and fishing? Things take off after the first fifty chapters!) A funny, goofy man is reborn in the body of a useless, spoiled young master and accidentally awakens a fishing System. Level 1 fish pond detected. Available catches: small black carp, large black carp, Yunluo Sword (Ultimate Dao Imperial Weapon). From then on, fishing every day becomes his greatest hobby. Congratulations, Host, you caught a small black carp. It has been converted into 10 experience points. “Drain the pond! I have to drain it! If I can't catch anything, I'll drain it. Let's see if I'll keep letting you get away with this!” Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Yunluo Sword (Ultimate Dao Imperial Weapon). Would you like to refine it? “Useless!” When Yun Xiaoyi's breathtakingly beautiful younger sister sees him, she turns icy, rolls her eyes, calls him useless, and walks away. “I said I wouldn't stop until I caught you! I won't be a Yun if I don't!” Yun Xiaoyi shouts at the little pond. Then he swings his bamboo rod and casts the line. “Have you been fishing here for days?” His aunt furrows her willow-shaped brows, one hand on her slender waist and the other poking Yun Xiaoyi in the forehead as she scolds him. “If you keep fooling around at brothels and fishing here every day instead of practicing cultivation, I'll kick you out of the Yun family and make you sleep in the doghouse!” Yun Xiaoyi says nothing, but cries out inwardly, “Where are you, my dear bargain-bin dad? Auntie's making me sleep in the doghouse! Hurry up and come save me!”