Villain: When People Guilt-Trip Me, I Choose to Set Things Straight

[Congratulations, Host, you have activated the Villain's Argumentative System]

He's a villain who loves to argue.

Lin An wants the people around him to see him in a whole new light.

Old beggar woman: “I haven't eaten in days. Could you give me some money to buy food?”

Lin An: “You haven't eaten? Here's 500 yuan worth of buns. You don't leave until you've finished them all!”

Neighboring auntie: “Why are you picking a fight with a child? So what if he's a little naughty? The soccer ball didn't hit you in the face, did it?”

Lin An: “You like playing soccer, huh? I'll send you ten thousand soccer balls. Keep kicking them, and don't stop until your legs break!”

Self-righteous classmate: “You're so rich. Why not donate some money to children in the mountains?”

Lin An: “You care so much about the children in the mountains? I'll send you there to teach for thirty years!”

School director: “It takes two to tango. Why does he only have conflicts with you? He gets along so well with everyone else.”

“Smack!”

Lin An shook his hand and grinned. “Teacher, it only takes one hand to make a sound!”