[Feel-Good Comedy + Lighthearted + Easygoing + Sharp-Tongued]
After receiving a call from his future self ten years from now, Tao Guang learned the secret to making a fortune. He immediately sold off all his assets and invested every last cent in the stock market.
“Now that he was bankrupt,” he called his good buddy Shen Yang.
“Bro, I paid half the bride price when you got married. I’m a little short on cash lately. Could you pay me back first?”
Shen Yang: “Got proof? A loan agreement? When did I ever borrow money from you? Watch out, I might sue you for slander.”
Unwilling to give up, Tao Guang called another good buddy, Li Fei.
“Bro, I paid fifty thousand for your mom’s surgery when she was in the hospital. I can’t even afford food now. Could you treat me to a meal?”
Li Fei: “You’ve got the wrong person. I don’t know you!”
In the group chat where his buddies had always sung his praises, someone posted:
“Tao Guang’s bankrupt. Everyone, hold on tight to your wallets!”
Tao Guang: “???”
“Should I just leave, then?”
Ding-dong! Tao Guang requested to leave the group chat.
The group admin: “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!”
A month later, Tao Guang’s name appeared among the top thirty on the Forbes list.
The group admin: “Bro Guang, please come back!”
Tao Guang: “Here are three words for you: Get lost!”
Good looking😊
Very pretty