“What! Everyone else becomes a cultivator or an esper, and I become a veterinarian?
No way. I want to go home!”
“If you work hard, you’ll gain a dog’s nose, an eagle’s eyes, a leopard’s speed...”
“You’re the one with a dog’s nose! I want to go home!”
“You’ll also gain the lightning abilities of a Lightning Wolf, the power of flight of a Double-Winged Tiger, and the immortality of a Nine-Lives Cat...”
Years later, Song Wen looked at his countless abilities and couldn’t help letting out a long sigh toward the sky:
“I really do love this promising profession of veterinary medicine!”
(Not a saintly do-gooder.)
