System: the Host Is Too Lazy, I Can Only Strive for Self-Improvement

"System + Time Travel + Relaxation + Funny + Cool Articles" My... Name is Ge You. When I traveled to another world, I just wanted to live a salty life. But I have no choice but to have a buggy "promoting system" bound to me. So I can become stronger as long as I don't do serious things! Anyway, the system will help! Bite! The task of accepting an apprentice? Snort! I use them all as free labor! Ding! Teach your disciples how to practice? Snort! You might as well watch an Obama drama with me! Bite! Develop small forces? I use them all as coolies! Bite! Treat your little brother? Hello! Huaze class! Drink some mineral water? Are you dead? Keep working without dying! Hello! Chu Yuxun! Afraid of mosquitoes? I'll give you mosquito spray for one person! Bite! Conquer the continent? I just want to travel and check in the attractions! System: "Can you do something serious?" Ps: This should be the most inspiring system in history