Crime, Huh! He Stole My Phone and My Genshin Impact and Honor of Kings Accounts

This book is also known as From the Start, I Almost Broke Free, The Adventures of a Troll Streamer, and The Petty Streamer Who Never Forgets a Grudge. The protagonist is ruthless, not a saint.

Streamer Zhang Rang is waiting in line for a trendy milk tea when an old woman with a child berates him and cuts in line. After he gets diarrhea from Lao Ba's secret-recipe mini burger and runs to the bathroom, he comes back to find the kid holding his streaming phone, having changed the linked Genshin Impact account and stolen his Honor of Kings vouchers. When he asks for his phone back, they smash it to pieces.

A jerk cuts me off, crashes into my car, then has the gall to blame me: I just got this new car!

A domineering auntie takes over the basketball court to dance. I report her for embezzlement of public funds.

Someone steals my takeout? I'll serve up a meal so insanely spicy it'll land your whole family in the hospital, then send you all to prison.

Even Zhang San has to admit, you people are the real experts at breaking the law!

The Take-It-Seriously System activates! Catch these little Zhang Sans!