Before she revealed she was a woman: Whenever he saw her flirting, he found her more annoying than ever. He walked past coldly and said, “Excuse me, you’re in my way.”
After her gender was exposed: Whenever he saw her flirting, he wished he could throw himself at her. He acted cute and obedient, saying, “Excuse me, let me flirt with you, honey!”
“Why are you following me?” Long Yinyuan watched Di Wuya warily. “You’re not…?”
Did she know? His heart leaped.
“You’re not hoping to become my underling, are you?” She glanced at Di Yi’an and answered for him without waiting. “Sure.”
“Don’t worry. Whatever your big brother has, you’ll have too!”
“Then I’m missing a wife…” Di Wuya said, gazing at her.
“No problem. Big brother will find you one!” Long Yinyuan slung an arm around Di Wuya’s neck, acting like they were the best of brothers.
But in the end…
Heh, turns out the wife was me!
“Sweetheart~” Di Wuya cooed.
“Get lost!”
When her secret identity was exposed, she gained countless admirers.
One man was secretly pleased he’d gotten there first. He declared proudly, “Make way, this is my wife!”
The fans asked, “Have you made it official?”
He grabbed Long Yinyuan’s phone and posted an announcement on Weibo.
“Have you gotten your marriage certificate?”
He turned on the charm and carried her to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
“Are you married?”
He pleaded pitifully for her to give him a title, but this time she refused.
Fine. If his wife wouldn’t marry him, he’d just have to try harder.
And so… she got pregnant by accident.
He’d gotten his way. “Let’s get married, sweetheart?”
Long Yinyuan fell silent, then slapped him.
After they married, he posted on Weibo: “The three great joys of life: marrying my wife, loving my wife, and my wife being pregnant! I’m living the dream!”
The fans were green with envy.