A Dream of Zhenguan

Damn this rotten old Heaven, is it messing with me?

Am I the first person to get sent back to the Tang Dynasty by a mahjong table? On my very first day, my wife clubs me from behind?

Li Tai: “Can you even do it?”

Lin Yu: “I can piss three yards into the wind! Unlike you, who can barely keep it off your shoes!”

Jin Ge: “Lin Yu, I’m going to kill you...”

Lin Yu: “You were the one who came onto me! How is that my fault...”