I was punished by Xiao Yi today, probably not because I called the emperor by his first name, he was not so narrow-minded.
Instead, I recorded that he farted three times today when he was reviewing the memorial in the Imperial Study Room.
Smelly, smelly kind.
One loud and two dull.
And he always likes to stare at me, especially when I eat pastries secretly. Every time he catches me, it makes me hairy.
So I wrote in the note on daily life that the Emperor of Southern Qi liked to watch Qi Qilang eat cakes, and then he was demoted...
I came from the prison courtyard and worked as a layman for more than a month, and then became a eunuch.
Alas, I just want to remember what happened in the past, but he wants to marry a 'eunuch' and become his queen.
My emperor may be seriously ill.
