My Ex Is a Piece of Work

What should you do when your ex wants you back?

When she went on a blind date, he claimed he was just there to give her advice, but a few words from him scared off her date. "As your ex-boyfriend, it's my duty to help you find a man who's better than me."

When she was down and out, he said, "Serve me, and I can give you everything you want."

Just as she finally escaped his influence and confessed her feelings to the person who'd been secretly helping her in the dark, he said, "I've already taken my pants off. How could you get my name wrong?"

When the truth finally came out, Jin Wantang could only sing one line: "I'm the last to learn the truth, and now the tears are falling!" After singing, she grabbed a cleaver and charged into the room...