[Portable Jade Pendant+Rise of the Human Race+Funny+Darkness+Hot-Blooded]
A man with a modern soul was forced to be a follower of the leader of the human race,
A half-crazy Tang monk who looks like an alien,
A taciturn monkey with an unquenchable hatred in his heart,
A Zhu Bajie who follows closely in the footsteps of Tang Monk and only flatters himself
A monk named Sha who was beaten repeatedly but kept saying harsh words,
A wilted white horse,
What would happen to such a westbound combination is a ridiculous story.
There is also the Immortal Stick Guangfu Tiantuan of Heaven,
Self-help association for anemia patients in Lingshan.
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Taibai Jinxing: "Your Majesty, there are already more than fifty immortals in my heaven who have become crippled immortal sticks on the way to help people seeking scriptures. Now no one dares to go!"
Jade Emperor: "Can we find out who did it?"
Taibai Jinxing: "Your Majesty, it was done by a group of Buddhist monks!"
Jade Emperor: "…………"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Buddha, my Buddhist disciples will be beaten to drain their blood when they go out!"
Tathagata Buddha: "It doesn't matter. After the sutra collection is completed, merits will be sent from heaven, and Buddhism will flourish. Everything is worth it. By the way, how much merit does the sutra collector have now?"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: "There is no merit in the person who retrieves the scriptures, and... In order to resurrect him, most of the merit accumulated by my Buddhist sect in the last calamity has been consumed!"
Tathagata Buddha: "Nani?"
Novice writer, please bear with me