[Jade Pendant at His Side + The Rise of Humanity + Comedy + Dark Fantasy + Passionate Adventure]
A modern soul forced into the role of a human clan leader’s attendant.
A half-mad Tang Sanzang who looks uncannily like an alien.
A taciturn monkey with a heart full of unresolved hatred.
A Zhu Bajie who follows Tang Sanzang around, doing nothing but flatter him.
A Sha Wujing who keeps getting beaten up but never stops making threats.
And a mischievous white horse.
What hilarious adventures will this westbound crew get into?
There’s also the Heavenly Court’s Immortal Cripples’ Comeback Squad,
and Spirit Mountain’s Anemic Patients’ Support Group.
Taibai Jinxing: “Your Majesty, more than fifty of our immortals have become crippled immortals while helping the scripture seeker on his journey. Now no one dares go!”
Jade Emperor: “Have you found out who did it?”
Taibai Jinxing: “Your Majesty, it was the scripture seeker and his companions!”
Jade Emperor: “…”
Bodhisattva Guanyin: “Buddha, whenever our disciples venture out, they get clubbed over the head and drained of their blood!”
Buddha Tathagata: “It’s fine. Once the scriptures are retrieved, merit will descend from Heaven, Buddhism will flourish, and it will all be worth it. By the way, how much merit does the scripture seeker have now?”
Bodhisattva Guanyin: “The scripture seeker has no merit at all, and... to bring him back to life, we’ve already spent most of the merit Buddhism accumulated during the last calamity!”
Buddha Tathagata: “What?!”
Novice writer, please bear with me