I Am the System, Building a Courtyard in the Hokage to Destroy the Pirates

As a prank, my anus swallowed the automatic acid test machine and turned into a robot and traveled through time. I am the system! Hinata was overwhelmed at the beginning, and the Hinata family became angry and wanted to arrest me. They couldn't defeat me who had awakened, so they had to give away their daughter. I killed Haruno Sakura in anger, and the people of Konoha Village went crazy. They were brutally tortured by me, and they could only kneel down and beg me to let them go. Naruto's nine-tailed fox was cooked by me, and he had no choice but to go to the next town to find his good friend, the Straw Hat Pirate Luffy, to help him fight. I single-handedly killed these scum... Being invincible, I just want to kill pirates, slay gods and demons and build a super courtyard in the world of Naruto! As if raising elves, I just want to live a long and happy life. If a man stops me, kill him! If a woman stops me, kill me! The fewer words in the introduction, the more exciting the content. (No heroine, decisive killing, no sister)