You Asked Me to Keep the Era in Check, and I Cut Through Them Like Melons and Vegetables

[Spiritual qi revival + comedy + fiery action]

Fang Xiaofang, born with a poisonous constitution, holds a coin of good and evil in her palm. Toss it once to divine fortune and misfortune, and twice to bestow good karma.

I, the great demon king who loves doing good deeds, never leave my real name behind!

“Boss! Why are we running? He's here to save people! He's a good guy!”

“Good guy, my ass! Didn't you see Li Laosan?”

“Yeah, poor guy. He's writhing on the ground, covered in poison, and his face is so black it's shining! He'd probably be dead if that good guy hadn't stepped in!”

“This is the 63rd time Li Laosan's been poisoned this month. That kid's the one who did it!”