After failing the college entrance exam, Chen Hao was preparing to haul bricks when he suddenly received a strange letter asking for help.
It was from Li Bai. In the letter, Old Li said he was attending a royal banquet, and the emperor had ordered him to write a poem praising Yang Guifei's beauty. But he'd had too much imperial wine and was so muddled that he just couldn't write a thing.
Without a second thought, Chen Hao sent back a poem: "Her robes resemble clouds, her face a flower; spring breeze brushes the balustrade, dew glistens in the rich hues..."
Li Bai: "Immortal, your talent is extraordinary. Taibai is truly in awe! I have a painting here, A Night Banquet, which His Majesty commissioned Wu Daozi to paint. I would like to present it to you, Immortal. I hope you won't turn it down."
Chen Hao: "!!!"
A few days later, Li Bai sent another letter.
"Immortal, Taibai wants to secure an official post at court, but to meet the emperor, I must first send a gift to the noble consort. I've heard Yang Guifei likes lychees, but Lingnan is a thousand li away, and I'm helpless to do anything about it. Please, Immortal, tell me what to do!"
Chen Hao: "What's the big deal? Lychees are ten yuan a jin at the supermarket. I'll buy you a hundred jin and send them over!"
Li Bai: "???"
Later on, Su Shi, Du Fu, and Cao Xueqin all sent letters begging for help...
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Okay, I'm optimistic about you