How Dare You Send Me on the Pilgrimage?

For no apparent reason, Chen Yi transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era and became Tang Xuanzang, who was about to journey west to seek the scriptures. With his irreverent System in tow, Chen Yi had this to say about the pilgrimage: “Go get the scriptures? Yeah, right…”

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, this headband spell can keep that unruly monkey in line.

Sun Wukong: Master, what’s that golden, glittering thing on the white horse’s head?

Tang Monk: Oh, Guanyin gave me a hat. That’s just a decoration on it. I thought it looked ugly, so I put it on the horse. By the way, she also taught me a little headband spell.

A moment later, the white horse foamed at the mouth, collapsed, and writhed on the ground.

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Wukong: Master, wait here a moment while I go kill that monster.

Tang Monk: Hold on, Wukong. Does being a monster mean it deserves to die? If you think about it, aren’t you a monster too?

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Bajie: Master, that monster up ahead is really powerful. I can’t beat him.

Tang Monk: Where’s Wukong?

Bajie: Brother Monkey went to find some protein.

Tang Monk: All right, then leave that monster alone for now. Go find me some food and water.

Monster: Tang Sanzang, your disciples are all gone now. Let’s see where you can run!

Tang Monk: Buddy, do you know why I’m the master out of the four of us?

Monster: Why?

Tang Monk: Because I’m stronger than all of them.

Great Power, Heavenly Dragon!!!

Wukong: Master, what dish is this?

Tang Monk: Braised lion’s head.