Dongfang Shuo stole a celestial peach, extending Emperor Wu of Han's life by five hundred years and sending history down an entirely different path.
Two thousand years later, the famous generals kept hidden away could no longer stand it. They decided to come out and stretch their legs together.
Zhao Yun: “White horse, silver spear, courage in every inch of me. None can stop my unmatched speed!”
Guan Yu: “A horse beneath me, a blade in my hand. In my eyes, the warriors of the world are nothing but targets waiting to have their heads taken.”
Lü Bu: “Red-faced brat, I'll give you one more chance to get your words straight.”
Li Cunxiao: “Heh. Ever heard the saying, ‘No general surpasses Li’?”
Li Yuanba: “‘No general surpasses Li’? Sounds impressive! How about we put that to the test?”
Faced with this unfamiliar era packed with legendary generals, transmigrator Zhang San is understandably panicked. Fortunately, he is no nobody in this life either.
Zhang San: “I am Zhang Youren, known throughout the martial world as ‘The Most High, Supreme, Naturally Wonderful, Mysterious and True Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Golden Palace.’”
The book looks pretty good. Although it's a bit brain-burning, I have to say that most of the people in this book are prostitutes.