Shopkeeper, I Don't Want Money!

This novel is funny, full of political intrigue, and not at all serious.

“Your Majesty, I’m leaving. I’m afraid I won’t make it back. Though this realm may split and reunite, it will eventually be unified, and Your Majesty is destined to be the one to do it. But beyond this realm, there’s another place called the martial world. Your maternal great-grandfather wants to do one thing for you: make sure it won’t trip you up for ten years.”

Bai Xuan cried.

“Everyone must die someday. But if I have a wish, it is for peace throughout the realm, for the people to live in comfort, for the martial world to remain the martial world, and, more than anything, for my silly Dao Ying to stay silly forever!”

The young man crushed the letter in his fist. “Whoever dares hurt him, I’ll ride at the head of my army and trample every mountain!”