[Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Fired-Up] [Absolutely Unhinged]
Also known as: Grandpa System: I Take the Calabash Kids to Fight Monsters.
“Under a blue sky, I wait for the rain. My kidneys are waiting for you, brother. Once you’re saved, you’ll control the battlefield.”
One skewer a day, and you gaze at the moon. Two a day, and you roar like a tiger and dragon. Three a day, and even your farts are pure pheromones.
Aching back, sore waist, legs cramping? Frequent urination, urgent urination, waiting to pee?
Zhen Shuai: One skewer of Mighty Kidney and you’re all set.
And if that’s not enough, there’s the Thousand-Mile X-Ray Eye Drops, Tough Guy Betel Nut, Grandma’s Mountain Spring, Lefeng Gum, King Cat Durian...
Whatever you want, we’ve got it. Side effects are on you. The System says we can’t give things away for free.
[We mess with dads and little brothers, not readers] [The first ten chapters will have you giggling under the covers; the first fifty will have you laughing till dawn]
It's a cool article. It feels very good to read. It's attractive. I like it very much. The author is also a good at making jokes. The author is a big old Liu [smile]
Hahaha, I am the second one! Author, you should hurry up and follow me. Who is as short as you?
Very funny and mind-blowing. It's very humorous and funny, but I don't know why I don't rate it highly.
Come on! May your writing be brilliant! Thriving! Pressure is motivation, I look forward to your next chapters! ✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺ Get up here. .
A very funny novel. It's just that the author is failing. So it sucks:
I c, I laughed to death.
Beautiful(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡