An Elf’s Survival Guide

A Federation colonel raised by robots X an elf who just wants to coast through life

When an alien race invades and his planet falls, the healing elf Tang En is forced to promise the utterly heartless Colonel Anderson that he’ll warm his bed, just to stay alive. Life is always full of twists and turns, and from then on, Tang En’s boundaries are pushed lower every day…

A bystander risking their life to speak up: “…Any act of abusing an elf violates interstellar law…”

Colonel Anderson: “He agreed to it.”

Tang En: “I didn’t! I didn’t! I didn’t…”

Anderson calmly offers him some fruit.

Tang En immediately changes his tune: “Yes, I agreed to it.”