A martial arts hermit genius from the 21st century, by accident, returned to 1994, practicing martial arts, practicing spraying, playing ball, and fighting the system.
Garnett, the king of trolls: Referee! Zhang Shan sprays me! Take care of it!
Iron Elbow Artest: Referee! Zhang Shan dislocated my hand! Take care of it!
Everyone is stepping on their own feet. Pachulia: Referee! Zhang Shan stepped on my toe and cracked it, please take care of it!
Golden State martial artist Draymond Green: Zhang Shan! My god! Please teach me!
18 Year old author, awesome!