NBA: I Learned to Play Basketball in a Psychiatric Hospital

A reclusive martial arts prodigy from the twenty-first century is sent back to 1994 by an accident. He trains in martial arts, trash-talks, plays ball, and takes on the System.

Trash-talk king Garnett: “Ref! Zhang Shan’s trash-talking me! Do something!”

Iron-elbowed Artest: “Ref! Zhang Shan dislocated my arm! Do something!”

Even dirty Pachulia, who trips up his own teammates: “Ref! Zhang Shan cracked my toe! Do something!”

Golden State martial artist Draymond Green: “Zhang Shan! You’re my hero! Please, teach me!”