"Shadow, invincible, system, funny, don't play by the rules"
"A Cancer in the World of Cultivation: While others are cultivating immortals, I am a channeler"
When mental illness meets the cheating system, the entire cultivation world goes crazy!
Bai Zhu, 25 years old, is a fugitive from a mental hospital. After being hit by a large truck and entering Jiuxuan Continent, he likes to buy a three-piece suit:
——Invincible Defense "You can be resurrected even if you are blasted to smithereens"
——Infinite lifespan "but loses male virility"
——Sand Sculpture System "Rewards include but are not limited to: stealing women's underwear from the air/underground hair drying/spiritualism/crushing an old man over 100,000 years old with one hand..."
"Do you want to bind the system?"
"Let me be a stepping stone for the son of destiny? Dream!"
"After the host dies, the soul can return to the earth and be reborn~"
"Why go back? Go back to the mental hospital? I'm going to kill them!"
"Brother, please bind me, no one else wants me..."
"I don't want what others don't want!"
"After binding, you have the opportunity to obtain special abilities such as doubling the size of the body part and becoming a hundred times harder."
"Tie it up, tie it up for me right now!"
[Famous scene warning]
✓ "Fetching objects from the air" can actually steal hearts?
✓ Can a dung beetle also be a psychic beast? Even... Can you make Daiyuluoxiang pills?
✓ Only what you say can defeat Long Aotian? When I really met Long Aotian...
[Reading instructions]
Although the protagonist is not mentally ill, his brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people.
The system rewards are really rubbish, but... Our protagonist is stuck in a bug!
Ultimate Warning
Reading this book may trigger the following symptoms:
• Laughing out loud in the middle of the night
• Easy to become a fool
• When I see a beautiful woman, I want to see if I can grab her underwear.
Reader comments
The author's writing is very interesting, and the plot is also ups and downs with connotations. It is a rare and excellent novel to treat you who don't like to laugh.
A work that is difficult to describe in a word, passed by silently.
This is the first time in this time that a book has received a five-star rating
Why has no one read such a novel that is so curious [Thinking]
It can be quite interesting. There are no outstanding poisonous points, and it is within an acceptable range.
It's a very novel idea and a very interesting book.
I have read all the books by this author and they are all very good. I like them very much.
It's great. I haven't read a book in a long time.
[Laughing evilly] I can't help but laugh. I never imagined such a protagonist.
Such a good novel, why is it not rated? Must push
It's a very good book, why no one reads it?
🐂🍺You are simply the incarnation of a hero who can bring order to the world with his pen, a man who can conquer the world with his martial arts, a man who is both beautiful and wise, and a hero in a narrow sense.
The author's writing is very interesting, and the plot is also ups and downs with connotations. It is a rare and excellent novel to treat you who don't like to laugh.
A work that is difficult to describe in a word, passed by silently.
This is the first time in this time that a book has received a five-star rating
Why has no one read such a novel that is so curious [Thinking]
Funny, nice and vulgar
Wow hahahahahaha good guy
Starting from the lowest Qiwu realm, Lingwu realm, Yuanwu realm, Zhenwu realm, Xuanwu realm, Tianwu realm, Huawu realm, Jiwu realm, Junwu realm, Zunwu realm, Wangwu realm...
It's pretty good-looking, but a little lacking.
It can be quite interesting. There are no outstanding poisonous points, and it is within an acceptable range.
It's a very novel idea and a very interesting book.
I have read all the books by this author and they are all very good. I like them very much.
It's great. I haven't read a book in a long time.
[Laughing evilly] I can't help but laugh. I never imagined such a protagonist.
Such a good novel, why is it not rated? Must push
It's a very good book, why no one reads it?
🐂🍺You are simply the incarnation of a hero who can bring order to the world with his pen, a man who can conquer the world with his martial arts, a man who is both beautiful and wise, and a hero in a narrow sense.