"Goofy, invincible, System, hilarious, and always breaking the mold"
"The Cultivation World's Public Enemy: While Everyone Else Cultivates, I Commune with Spirits"
When a mental patient meets a scammer System, the entire Cultivation World goes mad!
Bai Zhu, 25, an escaped psychiatric patient, gets hit by a truck and sent to the Jiuxuan Continent, where he scores a three-piece starter set:
Invincible defense: “Even if you're blown to smithereens, you can come back to life”
Infinite lifespan: “But you lose your virility”
Goofy System: “Rewards include, but aren't limited to: stealing women's underwear from afar / underground hair-drying technique / spirit-communing arts / crushing men over 100,000 years old with one hand...”
"Bind to the System?"
“Make me a stepping stone for the Child of Fortune? Dream on!”
"After the Host dies, your soul can return to Earth and be reborn~"
“Why would I go back? To the psychiatric hospital? I'll kill them!”
"Bro, please bind to me. Nobody else wants me..."
“I don't want what nobody else wants!”
"After binding, you may gain special abilities, such as making parts of your body twice as large or a hundred times harder"
“Bind me. Do it right now!”
[Iconic moments ahead]
✓ Can “telekinesis” really steal someone's heart?
✓ Can a dung beetle be a spirit beast? And can it even... make a giant jade spiral turd ball?
✓ Can the power of making words come true only defeat Long Aotian? What happens when it actually meets Long Aotian...
[Reader advisory]
The protagonist may not actually be mentally ill, but his thought process is unlike anyone else's. He's genuinely goofy.
The System's rewards are real junk, but... our protagonist knows how to exploit bugs!
[Ultimate warning]
Reading this book may cause the following symptoms:
• Laughing like a goose in the middle of the night
• Becoming more and more goofy
• Seeing a beautiful woman and wanting to test whether you can snatch her underwear from afar.
The author's writing is very interesting, and the plot is also ups and downs with connotations. It is a rare and excellent novel to treat you who don't like to laugh.
Why has no one read such a novel that is so curious 🤔
A work that is difficult to describe in a word, passed by silently.
This is the first time in this time that a book has received a five-star rating
It's quite funny. I hope the protagonist recovers soon.
Starting from the lowest Qiwu realm, Lingwu realm, Yuanwu realm, Zhenwu realm, Xuanwu realm, Tianwu realm, Huawu realm, Jiwu realm, Junwu realm, Zunwu realm, Wangwu realm...
Funny, nice and vulgar
It's a very novel idea and a very interesting book.
Wow hahahahahaha good guy
It's pretty good-looking, but a little lacking.