Genshin Impact: The Traveler Just Wants to Slack Off

"Preface 1" "Kelly, it's dangerous! Get out of the way!" Paimon's screaming voice came from behind. "Phew!" With a sharp and ear-piercing sound breaking through the air, the permanent mechanism stood up in array and fired a beam of light towards Keli. The rate of fire was extremely fast and it arrived in an instant! Keli was stunned, and a look of panic flashed across her face. At this moment, a beautiful figure suddenly appeared next to Keli. "Bang~!" Pamon instantly flew behind Keli and pushed her away at the last moment. "Pfft!" A beam of light shot from Paimon's chest, piercing her chest and blood gushing out. "Pfft" Paimon spat out mouthfuls of blood and flew in the air, clutching his chest. His body trembled violently, with a look of pain on his face. Blood spurted out from the huge wound on his chest and fell into the abyss behind him. Keli stared blankly at the bloody arrow shot out of Paimon's chest, her face turned pale, her lips were trembling, and she looked in disbelief. "No!! Paimon!!!" Keli shouted loudly, with incomparable fear in her voice. "Uh-huh, Paimon, how are you? Don't scare me, okay? No!" Kelly rolled over and ran to Paimon, hugging her tightly and crying. Paimon raised her head, with a slight smile on her lips. Her pupils slowly lost focus, her eyelids became heavy, and her body slowly fell down. However, her beautiful eyes were still holding on, as if she was about to fall asleep in the next second. "Paimon feels so tired, so tired." "Paimon! You can't leave me! Wake up! Open your eyes and look at me. Don't leave me!!!" Keli shouted loudly, a tear falling down her face. She hugged Paimon's body and cried loudly. "Paimon!" Kelly hugged Paimon and cried heartbrokenly. Her pretty face was already wet with tears. "But, Keli, be careful!" Paimon's voice was weak and hoarse. When she saw another beam of light emitted from the array of constant mechanisms behind her, she suddenly got the strength from nowhere. She raised her hand, grabbed Keli's wrist, hid her to the right, and used all her strength to push Keli out of the danger range. "Kelly, stay alive!" "Whoosh~!" "Bang!" A beam of light hit Paimon's body again, and her body flew out of the air like a kite with a broken string, and fell into the dark abyss. "Ah~!!! No, Paimon!" Kelly looked at the falling Paimon, tears flowing down uncontrollably again. "Boom~!" When Keli saw Paimon falling into the abyss, she jumped up instantly and jumped in. At the critical moment, her hand tightly grasped Paimon's palm. "Ah!!!" Keli screamed loudly, her body fell involuntarily, and her hands hurriedly grabbed the rock wall below the abyss, trying to fix herself to the rock wall. Unfortunately, her arm did not grab the rock wall, but directly inserted into the crevice below. Her arm was instantly pierced, and bright red blood flowed down the wound. "Ah! It hurts so much!" Keli screamed repeatedly, her body was covered in blood by the hard stone wall of the rock wall, and the blood was flowing out. It looked shocking and unbearable to look at. Keli pulled the rock wall hard with her right hand, and tightly grasped Paimon's palm with her left hand. The bodies of the two little girls were suspended in mid-air, their faces were pale and covered with sweat beads, their mouths were constantly panting, and their bodies were trembling. Her feet were kicking wildly in mid-air, trying to fix her body on the rock wall, but no matter how hard she tried, she could not fix her body on the rock wall. "Paimon! Paimon, wake up! Don't leave Keli alone! Please, wake up, please!" Keli cried and kept shouting at Paimon, who had his eyes closed. "Ah!!! Paimon, if you dare to die, Keli will be buried with you." Keli gritted her teeth and used all her strength to pull Paimon into her arms. "Pap, tap, tap!" Drops of bright red blood slid down Keli's cheeks and dripped on the ground, forming petals of flowers. "Poof!" Keli's face was cut by a sharp stone, and blood flowed down her cheek, dripping on Paimon's face and the crown headdress on her head. The blood instantly stained their clothes red. "Paimon, open your eyes quickly, wake up!" Keli shouted loudly, her eyes full of sadness and despair. "Kelly, being able to accompany you on this treasure hunt is the happiest thing in Paimon's life." Paimon opened his eyes slightly, with a happy smile on his pale face. "It's just that I guessed the beginning of this treasure hunt, but I couldn't guess the ending. Paimon, Paimon is so sleepy, so sleepy..." Paimon said softly, spitting out a mouthful of blood in pain, and slowly closed his eyes. "Ah!" Keli roared loudly, and used the last bit of strength with one hand to drag Paimon's body up with all her strength, and then held her in her arms, with their heads touching each other. "Pfft!" Keli coughed hard several times, and the blood in her mouth spurted out instantly. The blood flowed down and dyed the entire collarbone red. "Paimon, Paimon!" Keli hugged Paimon's body and called her name over and over again. Her voice was sad and desolate, full of helplessness and despair. There was a loud noise, and the array of permanent mechanisms above transformed into missile form, locked onto the two people, and launched a tongue of fire. The trajectory of the tongue of fire cut through the sky, rushing towards the two people with a whistling sound. "Boom~" There was a violent explosion, which kicked up dust and smoke all over the sky, and the two of them were enveloped in it. The constant array of mechanisms fired missiles continuously, exploding the rock wall, revealing huge craters one after another. The entire cliff was shaking violently, gravel rolled down, and puffs of dust were thrown up, blocking the view, followed by violent vibrations. A pillar of fire rose up into the sky. One after another flame shock waves continued to spread in all directions, blasting the surrounding rock walls into pieces and collapsing. "No!!!!!!" Suddenly, a shrill scream echoed throughout the world. "Preface 2" "Paimon, Paimon!" Keli hugged Paimon's body and called her name over and over again, her voice was desolate, full of helplessness and despair. "No! Paimon don't leave me!!" At this moment, a blue light appeared in front of the two women... "Star Ring Teleportation!" A blue light flashed, and Lin Qiufeng's figure appeared out of thin air. Seeing the scene of the two women in front of him, his heart ached like a knife. In an instant, he hugged the two women tightly and wanted to use the star ring to teleport again. However, he found that his remaining spiritual power had been exhausted, and he could no longer use the star ring to teleport. He paused, hugging the two women tightly, frowning, and feeling anxious in his heart. "Paimon, don't leave Keli. Qiufeng, what should I do? Why hasn't Paimon woke up yet?" Keli shook Paimon's body vigorously, her eyes filled with crystal clear tears, and she looked at Lin Qiufeng at a loss. "Paimon, Kelly, don't be afraid!" Seeing the miserable condition of Paimon and Keli, Lin Qiufeng was heartbroken. He spat out a mouthful of blood and used all his strength to pull up the two women's bodies, trying to throw them up, but unexpectedly, he couldn't exert any strength at all. "Wha~!!!" "Whoosh!" Lasers fell from the sky one after another, bombarding the mountain wall. The explosion flames illuminated the cliff, and a blazing burning sensation hit. "Bang~!" Lin Qiufeng hugged the two women tightly, avoiding the flying lasers. His body hit the rock wall, and he became unstable for a moment. The three of them fell into the abyss. "Boom!" The sound of explosions, burning sounds, and the heat waves generated by the explosions continued to spread to the surroundings, and the entire cliff had completely collapsed. "Boom boom boom!!!" Lin Qiufeng hugged Keli and Paimon and fell into the abyss. The three of them were falling rapidly. "Hello, Mondstadt's great hero!" Came a naughty voice, followed by a flash of blue light, showing Yelan's stunning beauty. Ye Lan looked at Lin Qiufeng and the other two people who had fallen into the abyss. The corner of her mouth curled up in a nervous arc, and her figure disappeared. The next moment, she appeared next to Lin Qiufeng, stretched out her hands, and held Lin Qiufeng and the two girls in her arms. The blue light flashed again, and everyone disappeared. When she reappeared, she was far away from the cliff and in a safer place. The permanent mechanism array was not far away, facing the cliff, and was continuously emitting tongues of fire, but no trace of them was found. Lin Qiufeng hugged Keli and Paimon tightly and hid in a corner. He lowered his head and looked at the two unconscious girls in his arms. He felt very anxious and worried in his heart. "How are the two little girls?" Ye Lan walked over and looked at the two people in her arms with a worried look on her face. Looking at the injuries on their faces, she felt very worried. "Keli is okay, Paimon... Paimon has been..." Lin Qiufeng had immediately fed the two women healing elixirs. Although Keli was still in a coma, her injuries had recovered as before. Lin Qiufeng touched Paimon's forehead tremblingly, feeling Paimon's cold temperature, and his heart seemed to be torn into pieces. "Please help me take care of Keli. Thank you, lady, I will repay you, I, Lin Qiufeng, swear!" Lin Qiufeng said seriously while holding the two girls and looking at Ye Lan. Yelan took Keli, looked at the pale faces of the three of them, nodded with complicated eyes, and said: "My name is Yelan, and I will help take care of Keli. Don't worry, as long as I am here, the permanent mechanism array will not hurt you!" Lin Qiufeng took a deep look at Ye Lan: "Thank you, Miss Ye Lan." Ye Lan looked at Lin Qiufeng, smiled and waved her hands, without saying anything. "Paimon!" Lin Qiufeng hugged Paimon. He laid Paimon on the ground and sat cross-legged next to Paimon. He took out a lot of pills from the star ring and put them into his mouth. He lowered his head and kissed Paimon on the lips, fed Paimon the pills, and then held Paimon close to his arms. "Honey! You'll be fine. I can't let you leave me!!!" Lin Qiufeng held Paimeng's cold jade hand and kept murmuring Paimon's name. His face was as gloomy as water, his eyes were sharp, and his whole body exuded a terrifying murderous aura. "Boom~!!" At this moment, a powerful hurricane blew. "No, it's the constant mechanism formation!" Lin Qiufeng felt something strange coming from beside him. He hugged Paimon tightly and looked around cautiously. "Don't worry, leave it to me!" A solemn expression appeared on Ye Lan's face. At this moment, her mood was also very heavy. She put the unconscious Keli in a safe place. The blue energy radiating from her body was strong, and her body turned into a blue afterimage, heading towards the core area of ​​the constant mechanism array. Yelan's body was like a ghost, shuttling around the array of permanent mechanisms. Whenever a laser shot came, she easily dodged it. "Yingluo Zongsuo!" "Thank you, Miss Ye Lan!" Lin Qiufeng hugged the cold Paimon and felt panic in his heart, "Impossible, impossible, why is my elixir ineffective?" "Paimeng, wake up quickly!!" Lin Qiufeng held Paimeng in his arms. Under the strong wind, his face was ferocious, his eyes were about to burst, and he was shaking Paimeng's body crazily, his voice was filled with grief and anger. But Paimon remained motionless, as if he had lost all consciousness. "No!!!!" Lin Qiufeng shouted, staring closely at Paimon's face, his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes. He stuffed the elixir into his mouth like crazy, and then passed the elixir to her through a kiss. "No, no, no! Paimon, please wake up! I won't let you die!" "How can you leave me!! Please wake up!!!!" Lin Qiufeng's voice became hoarse and hoarse, his perspective became increasingly blurry, a look of pain appeared on his face, his eyes were red, and two lines of hot tears flowed from his eyes. Yelan stood behind a tree, quietly watching Lin Qiufeng's frantic appearance. Her eyes were a little complicated, and there was an indescribable light shining in her eyes. She looked at the corpses arrayed in the distance, and then at Lin Qiufeng, with a worried look in her eyes, and she sighed softly. "Paimon!!" Lin Qiufeng's arms were shaking. He hugged Paimon tightly and kept shouting Paimon's name. "Paimon..., Yes, Kunlun Mirror, Kunlun Mirror!!!" Lin Qiufeng suddenly raised his head. He suddenly remembered something. He quickly took out the Kunlun Mirror from the Star Ring and raised the Kunlun Mirror above his head. "Back in time!"