
Help! The Mad Prince Wants to Cut Out My Kidney for His Drink!
救命,疯批王爷要割我腰子下酒!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 499k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- The Princess Consort Has Arrived, and the Mad Prince Gets Kicked Out of Bed Every Day王妃嫁到,疯批王爷天天被踢下床Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's really nice! It was so perfect in the end, especially when several grown men were competing to see who had more children. I almost laughed to death! So beautiful!!!!
I am very satisfied with the characters in it, especially the heroine, who drives the entire novel by herself. However, it may be that I prefer the heroine's character, so I may have my own filter when reading novels. However, this novel is really funny, and there is no bad part so far. I really recommend it to anyone who loves comedy and romance. Really dying of laughter
So pretty😍! Five stars. Hope more people see it! Don't abandon the book just because the male protagonist told that S Qingmei that he can still marry her. Big cheers for the author! 💕 I like sweet ones 😳
The TV series will definitely be great and will make you laugh non-stop
Oh my god~ The heroine is too cute. Of course, without the lovely author DaDa, there would be no cute heroine. I really love the author DaDa so much. By the way, is DaDa a lesbian? 🥰[Admiration][Sneaky smile]
Including the male protagonist and his wife, there are a total of 5 couples. How can I put it, they are all infatuated lovers. Alas, these 5 couples all have different feelings, so the process is a bit difficult. But the ending is still happy.
Very nice, looking forward to the next content. I hope that there will be no amnesia and messy old jokes, and it will continue to be sweet. Come on, great author!!!
Ah ah ah, this book is very interesting. Don't read it because of its low rating. Trust me, get into the trap quickly. If you don't read it, you will suffer a loss. If you don't read it, you will be fooled.,,,,,,,,, The author writes very well, highly recommended!!
It's not enough after reading it, I still want to read it, the whole story is very sweet, the heroine's lively, cute and fearless temperament is fully displayed, and the character is brought to life. The hero dotes on the heroine and gives her the best of everything. It's good, good
This book is amazing, very interesting, very funny, every character is very vivid, and it all ends perfectly in the end. It's great.