Summoning a Wardrobe, I Make a Bully Dress as a Woman From the Start

As spiritual qi revival sweeps the globe, humanity awakens spirit seals and summons their destined spirit companions. Some summon bronze coffins wreathed in deathly energy. Others summon nine-spirit fire phoenixes that incinerate all things. Chen Jian, however, summons an ordinary wardrobe... A men's wardrobe, straight from Hai○ Home. You've got to be kidding me! Just as Chen Jian thinks he'll have to make a living selling women's clothes for the rest of his life, he awakens the Strongest Fashion System! Ding! All clothes stored in the wardrobe gain dazzling special effects! A golden training suit grants speed and strength, both rated A? A suit that costs 9.9 yuan with free shipping turns you invisible? Black stockings grant armor penetration, while a JK uniform inflicts poison damage! A bunny girl outfit gives you miraculous strength! A magical-girl cosplay outfit really does come with magic. The less fabric it has, the stronger its defense. A bikini can withstand a head-on collision with a dump truck. Wait, put on a silicone bodysuit and you can become a real girl, enchanting everyone around you! Wrap on a belt and the Emperor Armor combines into one! Everyone fumes: Can you make this any more ridiculous? Chen Jian: Actually, a Gundam counts as clothing, too... The powerful all bring out their family heirlooms, hoping to trade for the ultimate battle outfit. Chen Jian pockets a fortune, fighting back tears: “I warned you there were side effects!” Male powerhouse: “A little kidney deficiency is nothing. I can live without a nightlife!” Female powerhouse: “The side effects are exactly why I want it! Is it true that wearing it increases your cup size?” Chen Jian: “You chose this yourselves. You can't blame me for ripping you off.”