Quick Transmigration: I Refuse to Act Like a Human

[A little warning: The female lead is a sickly, shameless loner, and definitely not normal. Nobody around her is normal either, so please abandon your dignity before reading.]

Li Chacha is infamous in the quick transmigration world for having something seriously wrong with her head. Her performance is always dead last, and she never does anything a normal person would.

Unlike other task-takers, who become female leads or supporting female characters and work on winning hearts, turning their fortunes around, and face-slapping their enemies, Chacha specializes in entering the roles of cannon fodder who drive the plot. She takes over the lives of cannon fodder who have left, living them to the fullest and seeing the world.

What should she do when the villain wants to kiss a loved one?

Chacha looks at the handsome face leaning toward her, then silently pulls a little piglet from her arms.

Chacha: Piggy, sorry about this. Go kiss him for me~

Piglet: ???

She becomes a minor cannon-fodder character with mediocre qualifications in the cultivation world, and her sect pushes her onto the stage to perform.

Chacha: I'll give everyone a little demonstration: I'll burn one stick of incense and wolf down a hundred bowls of rice.

Everyone: ???

When a ghost haunts her, Chacha grabs its bloodied hand and gazes at it tenderly. "Babe, I'm in your eyes. Your gaze can't lie. Come cuddle!"

The ghost pulls out its own eyeballs.

Ghost: I'm begging you, leave me alone! Go cuddle your mom, okay?

As more and more people are driven mad, the System calmly asks, "How are their emotions?"

Chacha: The dead are very emotionally stable. No need to arrange counseling for them.