I’m Such a Beginner, I’m Shaking in My Boots

A shut-in preparing for the college entrance exams unexpectedly becomes the owner of a chat group connecting the myriad heavens.

Emperor of the Ages: “The Confucians of later generations have cursed me for two thousand years. You won't have any later generations.”

Zhang Xiaofan: “Beast God, carry my father-in-law out. I'm going to have a chat with his daughter.”

Demon: “I'm a mighty cultivator, and you, the group owner, actually asked me to calculate your college entrance exam answers.”