Everyone's Evil in the Buddhist Sanctuary

From the start, there’s a mountain, with peach trees planted everywhere.

Petals fall like delicate makeup, and the whole gang of villains bows.

“Our mission is to urge people toward goodness and guide sinners to Buddhahood.”

“Also, we don’t take in anyone who isn’t a villain!”

“What? What counts as a villain?”

“If the Buddha says you’re a villain, then you’re a villain!”

“The Buddha’s right. He said spitting wherever you please is foul speech, so that makes it a sin. Don’t ask me how I know.”

“Boss, do you think a nobody like me can join Peach Mountain?”

“Brother, Peach Mountain’s waters run deep. You can’t handle it!”

“Come on, I’ve admired the Buddha since I was a kid. Especially the stories about him and all those gorgeous, mature holy ladies. I can recite them backward!”

“Brother, that’s a lie. Join Peach Mountain and let us reform you properly~”