I Thought You Were My Husband, but You Want to Exorcise Me

Name: I Thought You Were My Husband, but You Want to Exorcise Me
Author: Winter Snow, Summer Sun

我把你当夫君，你却想做法收我

by Winter Snow, Summer Sun (冬雪夏阳)

Status: Completed
Length: 184k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Palace & Household Intrigue
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

One-on-one, both leads have no prior romantic or sexual experience (transmigrate into a book + reborn + mind-reading + funny, sweet romance)

Mu Zhaozhao transmigrates into the body of a cannon-fodder female character in an angsty historical novel. To avoid getting killed off, she swears to cling tightly to the villain's coattails.

“Husband, let me help you change!”

The cold-faced villain: “Get lost!”

“Husband, let me wipe your face!”

The cold-faced villain: “Get lost!”

Later...

“Husband, I can do it myself...”

The villain says with a perfectly straight face, “Taking care of my wife is a husband's duty. I'll feed you this porridge.”

“Husband, I can handle this myself...”

“Zhaozhao is delicate and frail. Let me help you change your clothes!”

Hey, hey, hey! What's with that smirk on your face?!

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