The Campus Heartthrob Is So Shy

I'm just an ordinary college student, as ordinary as they come. Then all of a sudden, my classmates voted me the campus heartthrob and called me the most handsome guy in school.

I was a little dumbfounded.

Guys, haven't I looked like this for years?

But that wasn't even the best part. Something even more worth bragging about happened: the two campus beauties both confessed to me. And I turned them down.