After criminal Wu Liang was executed by firing squad, his soul traveled to another world.
When he first came to, before he could figure out what was happening, his beautiful wife forced a bowl of poison down his throat and killed him.
Only after he became a ghost did the System finally show up!
“What? I’ve only just come back to life, and I’m already weak? I need to absorb yin to replenish yang? And I need ninety-nine women?”
“I went down the wrong path in my last life. This time, I’m the protagonist, and I want to be a good person!”
“System, you’re forcing a law-abiding citizen into a life of crime!”
Wu Liang, determined to be a good person, spread Huazi cigarettes throughout the entire cultivation world.
Before long, Daoist friends stopped greeting one another with clasped fists and started offering each other a Huazi instead.
Determined to be a good person, Wu Liang became a walking nest of vice, feared and avoided by all the immortals. Before he knew it, he’d turned into the scourge of the Immortal Dao.
Millions of years later, Venerable Wu Liang opened a lecture on the Dao.
“I used to be a police officer. I’m not making that up...”
Everyone: “Shut up, Venerable Wu Liang!”
Not very good