Xu Sheng, a young man from the modern world, suddenly transmigrates to the Primordial World beneath the feet of the Three Pure Ones, who have already attained sainthood.
After failing to become their disciple from the start, this weakling tries to protect himself by using the System to open a passage between worlds. Who could have expected him to accidentally get the Three Pure Ones to watch one of Master Cang’s incredible performances with him?
Just as he’s dying of embarrassment, the Three Pure Ones suddenly start fighting over who gets to make him their first disciple!
Only children have to choose. Adults take all three, of course!
And so...
Thanos: “I’ll snap my fingers and wipe you all out.”
The Three Pure Ones: “Sages are immortal. Go ahead!”
Thanos: “Where did these monsters come from?!”
Xu Sheng: “I called them. Got a problem with that?”
Uchiha Madara: “They’re not human! These people blew up an entire planet!”
Xu Sheng: “Don’t panic. I’ll get Nuwa to put it back together later.”
With the Three Pure Ones backing me, I reign supreme across all the worlds from this day forward!
Too bad
It's too tight on the crotch.